Those are the Pie Rates of the Caribbean!A Martian couple and an Earthling couple have met and are talking about all sorts of things.Finally, the subject of sex comes up. “Just how do you guys do it?” asked the Earthling.“Pretty much the way you do,” responded the Martian.Discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another. The female Earthling and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips. He’s got only a teeny, weeny member; very short and very narrow.“What can you do with THAT!?” exclaims the woman.“Why?” he asked, “What’s the matter?”“Well,” she replied, “it’s nowhere near long enough. It’ll never reach!”“No problem,” he said and proceeded to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap of his forehead, his member grew until it was quite impressively long.“Well,” she said. “That’s quite impressive, but it’s still pretty narrow.”“No problem,” he said again and started pulling his ears. With each pull his. “I don’t feel so good. I don’t think I’m going to be able to work today.”Sarah looked puzzled, then turned away. I heard the truck drive off, and then an hour later someone came by in a golf cart, and dad hopped in, flush with the money we’d made yesterday. I gave him twenty minutes and then came out. Sarah was sitting there, under a tree reading a trashy romance novel.“Why are you here? Didn’t you want to work with Mike today?”She sighed and put her book down. “It wouldn’t be right without you. Besides, your Dad would have pitched a fit. You know he doesn’t like Mike. Actually, it isn’t dislike. It’s resentment. Mike has the things Carlos always wanted. I’m sure somehow Mike has worked for his success, but Carlos doesn’t see it. All he can see is a silver spooned Gringo rubbing his wealth in his face.”“But Mike has never done that! He’s always been nice to him.”“Doesn’t matter. Most times perception trumps truth.” Sarah stopped, and looked at me until I flushed. Then she.
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