I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.”The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked: “Are you a real pilot?”He replied, “I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.”Forwarded compliments of John A. By Jeff Foxworthy:If plastic water bottles are okay, but plastic bags are banned, — you might live in a nation (state) that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.WE DO LIVE IN SUCH A DUMB COUNTRY!!If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for entering and remaining in the country illegally — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.If you have to get your parents’ permission to go on a field trip or to take an aspirin in. Leslie had a husband even at the early stages and although they shared knowledge of fucking people outside the relationships they never got together. she was now divorced. Finally Bev, she had been his first regular fuck, he had fucked girls after discos and on holiday but all had been one night things. Bev wasn't a virgin either but each was the first in terms of a fucking relationship. it was very tempestuous for the four on off years they were together, they were either not talking cos of some slight, or they were fucking any and every where they could, college corridor, bosses desk, ladies loos, he gave her first public orgasm at the christmas party. she was on his lap facing away from the others kissing and he managed to frig her to conclusion, so much that she wet his pants, and he had to pretend he had spilt wine down them. she had never forgotten that night. They had gone in separate directions after college but had fucked again occasionally at reunions like this one. from.
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