..”The gardener did.”Wife: “So then, how much did you have in mind?”Lying around, pondering the problems of the world, I realized that at my age I don’t really give a rat’s arse anymore ... If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal ... A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, but is still fat ... A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years, while a tortoise doesn’t run and does mostly nothing except eat, yet it lives for 150 years.And they tell us to exercise? I don’t think so!Now that I’m older, here’s what I’ve discovered:I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.My wild oats are mostly enjoyed with prunes and all-bran.Funny, I don’t remember being absent-mindedFunny, I don’t remember being absent-minded.If all is not lost, then where the heck is it?It was a whole lot easier to get older than it was to get wiser.Some days, you’re the top dog, some days you’re the tree.I wish the buck really did stop here, I sure could use a few of. .............................................................................................This is a story about me and my best friend.I tried once when we in high school when we were drinking at my sister's house but he didn't like the advises so i stopped..... A long time had passed we got older, didn't see much of each other, over time but some times our paths crossed...We would talk about old times and what we were up to.. One time he asked me if he could stay at my house because he did not have a place to stay since his girlfriend was kicking him out... Me being a good friend me and my girlfriend let him stay at our house...Weeks went on with my friend staying at the house we would drink beer. His daughter would stay over also.. One night when his daughter was over we were drinking all night.. I got horny and wanted more then my girlfriend I wanted my best friend's cock and ass...We were sitting in my living room smoking and drinking, he got up to get another beer I grabbed his.
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