Q: What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control?A: A trip without the kids!Q: What’s the difference between a white owl and a black owl?A: A white owl says, “hoot, hoot” a black owl says, “who dat, who dat”Q: Why do men have 2 heads and women 4 lips?A: Cause men do all the thinking and women do all the talking.Q: How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?A: It’s not hard.Q: Why did the Indians come to America first?A: Because they had reservations..Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?A: Virgin MobileQ. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?A. Call her and tell her.Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom?A: Society!Q: Have you heard the one about the lesbian that took Viagra?A: She couldn’t get her tongue back in her mouth for a month!Q: What do you call a virgin on a water bed?A: A cherry float.Q: What do a near sighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?A: A wet nose.Q: What does a homeless woman use for a vibrator?A: Two flies in. Well, my window of opportunity was probably not very big, so I softly turned the handle. It was locked. It took me by surprise. I turned the handle hard. Harder than I meant to. The loud click was all I heard. My breathing stopped, as did my heart. Time itself slowed down."Hello?"... It was lazy, but certainly a young girl from inside the room said it. My heart sank. A strange hollow feeling ran through me. My legs were stuck in place. It seemed I was watching a bad sitcom. It wasn't me in front of the door, entirely nude and exposed, aside a collar designating me as a bitch, but some other lady, "Hello?"It was stronger the second time. I heard movement, as though someone got up from bed. I had no idea how far the bed would be to the door. The world spun. I hesitated a moment. I couldn't say why, I simply couldn't get going. A footstep. I felt light headed. Another, somehow more distant, footstep. No! I couldn't faint like that! I finally got my right leg to move, and everything.
For those seeking top Two Boys Enjoying With Aunty XXX videos, and in need of quality, not just quantity, www.pornxingo.com has the perfect recipe for the ultimate fapping adventure. Stream for as much as you like, not only the Two Boys Enjoying With Aunty sex videos but all the collection in any category you like. Just browse www.pornxingo.com for insane porn content and you will be amazed by how great the collections are. Free online porn at www.pornxingo.com to suit the most demanding users with non-stop Two Boys Enjoying With Aunty porn and many other categories as well.